hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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