he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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