i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
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So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
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I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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