Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
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I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
We are all done wearing pants today
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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