i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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