if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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