We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
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They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
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Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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