i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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