it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
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I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
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So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
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