3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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