What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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