just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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