how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
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the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
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He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
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