so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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