Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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