I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Little spoons don't ask big questions
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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