theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
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well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
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is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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