yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
