Yo dont text me then not text me
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
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you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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