You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
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mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
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I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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