Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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