he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
