doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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