Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
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So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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