Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
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My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
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My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
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