i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Acid is not a monday night drug
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
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Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
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she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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