And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
Randomize
