We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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