Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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