This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
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nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
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Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
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She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
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