So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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