we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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