IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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