doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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