Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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