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(630): View more from Illinois

i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate

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(662): View more from Mississippi

New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!

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(914): View more from New York

i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?

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(478): View more from Georgia

Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.

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(517): View more from Michigan

Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?

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