He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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