I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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