I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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