Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
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I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
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I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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