Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
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Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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