IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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