It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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