Joe is yelling at the trees again.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
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he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
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Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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