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I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.

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(443): View more from Maryland

How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?

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4.

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(513): View more from Ohio

some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page

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(305): View more from Florida

I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had

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(732): View more from New Jersey

his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.

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(518): View more from New York

I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.

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(760): View more from California

Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.

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