we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Just fell off a train. Bad.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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