i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
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