I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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