Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
