she was so not down for the gang bang
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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