I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
In other news, I just burned my penis
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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