I will die if light touches me.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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