Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
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Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
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We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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