You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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