i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
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It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
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You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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