JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
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So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
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Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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