don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
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I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
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Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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